Rooftop Puns

When one drunk looks at the other and says did you know that the updraft is so strong between these buildings that if you jump off it will blow you right back to the top bulls.

Rooftop puns.

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To drive the point home because it might be a little tipsy here s a hefty sampling of alcohol puns organized by drink type. Our collection of funny puns give everyone all the feels. A roof is the top covering of a building including all materials and constructions necessary to support it on the walls of the building or on uprights. For example the first rule of roofing is to find a contractor that will give you a good flashing.

Whatever the reason alcohol is a great subject for all sorts of verbal shenanigans including puns. Everyone loves a great pun. Everyone can appreciate the value of a good pun even roofing contractors. 50 quick funny puns that will crack you up in five seconds flat by january nelson updated october 30 2018.

Prophets are going through the roof. Rooftop jokes and superwoman puns like a homeless vagabond approaches a woman who is about to commit suicide from by throwing her self from the rooftop vagabond says excuse me lady i know you are very depressed but you know eh i ve never been with a woman can you sleep with me your going to kill your self anyway woman replies what are you crazy to what he answers fine i ll wait downstairs. Adventure awaits unknown. A list of rooftop puns.

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Let s sit on a rooftop at 2 a m. While some contractors may claim to specialize in. And talk about life unknown.